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A Few Daft Jokes...
Girl takes her boyfriend back to meet her parents. The boyfriend was wearing a pair of goalie gloves and a shirt with a big number one on the back.
The girl’s dad says, “Well, he’s definitely a keeper.”
I thought my luck had changed when I won a moped in a raffle.
Turns out it was a mophead.
My dyslextic mate Dave won a two week break in Faliraki in a competition.
When he returned two weeks later I asked him how it went.
“Rubbish! It was two weeks in Falkirk.”
I went to a new Jamaican Bistro the other night and ordered a steak pie and a Bacardi.
The waiter came back and said "No Rum and No Pie."
Conjunctivitis.com, now there's a site for sore eyes!
A friend of mine just moved into a new house at the weekend. So I took him over a couple of radiators. Just a little house warming present.
The cost of living has got so bad that my girlfriend is now having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
The girl’s dad says, “Well, he’s definitely a keeper.”
I thought my luck had changed when I won a moped in a raffle.
Turns out it was a mophead.
My dyslextic mate Dave won a two week break in Faliraki in a competition.
When he returned two weeks later I asked him how it went.
“Rubbish! It was two weeks in Falkirk.”
I went to a new Jamaican Bistro the other night and ordered a steak pie and a Bacardi.
The waiter came back and said "No Rum and No Pie."
Conjunctivitis.com, now there's a site for sore eyes!
A friend of mine just moved into a new house at the weekend. So I took him over a couple of radiators. Just a little house warming present.
The cost of living has got so bad that my girlfriend is now having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.
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