Agony Aunt

[Caran]

ABBY, THE AGONY AUNT, HAS ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING
QUESTIONS FROM READERS -----

¤ Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym
teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man
go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could
be Lebanese?

¤ Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, foul language and violence on my VCR?

¤ Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill
for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
with him.

¤ Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with
the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

¤ Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised
in a good Christian home turn against his own?

¤ Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

¤ Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist £50.00 an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

¤ Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through mental
pause.

¤ Dear Abby,
You recently told one woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send
him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a
doctor. Now what do I do?

¤ Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm
carrying is his.

# # # Remember, these people can vote, but only if they can find the polling
station!

Sent from my BlackBerry smartphone from Virgin Media

[pixie373]

Lol!

[Sqad]

LOL.....excellent.

[murraymints]

Lol...

Dear Abby

I was going to enclose a £50 thank you but forgot and sealed the envelope !

[Slapshot]

dear Abby,
we have a friend who's whipping up all sorts of emotions.... should we fight it or just face domination ....

thanks

Bernie

[Dear-Doris]

If you think that lot are barmy ...

... you should see my postbag from AB members.

Remember - send your emails to [email protected]


Doris xx

"A problem shared is ...... a problem two people have"

[viv38]

Can't stop giggling about the don't know him well enough to discuss money with him one !

[tonyav]

¤ Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm
carrying is his.


LOL LOL.

[lady-janine]

gene pool? I always wash mine in a machine. is this wrong?