Due to my overindulgence in certain beverages I have just discovered that instead of taking my night time dose of vitamins I have inadvertently swallowed a double dose of laxative. What is my next move?
my reply was serious, I hope didn't come across as flippant, telling a person that's taken too too much laxative to eat weetabix or similar is not good option...poor *** be on loo for the night
When I used to teach I enjoyed telling the kids about George II who died on the toilet (not strictly true as he had a stroke there and died half an hour later). The testimony of his valet makes hilarious reading, given the times in which it was written. This was perhaps the only fact about the kings and queens of England that my pupils could remember.