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Mad Over Fifties Club
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Good Evening and Welcome to this Evenings MOFC
Apologies from Nungate she has had a busy day and is running behind schedule. Igor also is not in attendance, once again he has tripped over his chains. Nothing broken but a sprained ankle, wrist and a bump to the head.
What's in store this evening I here you ask...Chubb is on hand to take jackets, brooms and all modes of transport. Plant will be in charge of buckets and tailcock which this evening is the Fluffy Towel. It's a rather interesting mix with a dollop of melted mallow on the top, topped off with a Cherry. On the hot plate we have a selection of Chinese dishes and the usual volly vents and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley we have Baked Alaska (I suspect chef has been trying to rival the Bake Off Bakers) and a Tiramisu cake! The usual house band are away playing at a party so we have hired a Karaoke machine or if you fancy something a little lighter we have Ann Gel playing the Harp in the Library. For one night only we have opened up the track and filled all the race cars if you fancy a race if not then we have plenty of other delights to amuse everyone. The hot tub has been relocated to our new Spa room complete with mini bar, and we have a resident beautician who is available to do nails, facials etc for both ladies and gents.
For the riffle I have a pair of rather annoying pj bottoms, new, black floral print size 12, bottle of sprite zero(empty) one dodgy Sky remote and cotton buds x2 unused but severely chewed.
Carriages at midnight.
Apologies from Nungate she has had a busy day and is running behind schedule. Igor also is not in attendance, once again he has tripped over his chains. Nothing broken but a sprained ankle, wrist and a bump to the head.
What's in store this evening I here you ask...Chubb is on hand to take jackets, brooms and all modes of transport. Plant will be in charge of buckets and tailcock which this evening is the Fluffy Towel. It's a rather interesting mix with a dollop of melted mallow on the top, topped off with a Cherry. On the hot plate we have a selection of Chinese dishes and the usual volly vents and horses doovers. On the pudding trolley we have Baked Alaska (I suspect chef has been trying to rival the Bake Off Bakers) and a Tiramisu cake! The usual house band are away playing at a party so we have hired a Karaoke machine or if you fancy something a little lighter we have Ann Gel playing the Harp in the Library. For one night only we have opened up the track and filled all the race cars if you fancy a race if not then we have plenty of other delights to amuse everyone. The hot tub has been relocated to our new Spa room complete with mini bar, and we have a resident beautician who is available to do nails, facials etc for both ladies and gents.
For the riffle I have a pair of rather annoying pj bottoms, new, black floral print size 12, bottle of sprite zero(empty) one dodgy Sky remote and cotton buds x2 unused but severely chewed.
Carriages at midnight.
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The M5 was a nightmare going down to Devon and also the return journey, road works, major congestion around the Bristol area lots of traffic jams and slow speed limits in place. What should have taken around three and a half hours to get there took almost six hours and the return journey did take six hours.
So yes queenie I wouldn't mind a foot rub, thanks for the suggestion.
So yes queenie I wouldn't mind a foot rub, thanks for the suggestion.
Dahlings, I would just love to attend one of your rather splendiferous, outlandish, smashing galas. It truly wounds my heart that I must forgo doing so: however, the field is calling me, and I must galumph across it in the quest for wobbly-pops. Please accept the following items from my horological junk box to add to your ruffle tonight: A well used slightly bent crutch.
Half a 31 day main-spring, so it’s good for 15.5 days.
A set of roman numerals missing most of the “v”s.
A bird from a cuckoo clock which pronounces “c”s as “f”s.
Sixty assorted second hands, which brazed together, could make a minute hand.
A set of Westminster chimes that will only play “I’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuts”.
And finally, a set of grandfather-clock weights made from genuine antique balsa-wood.
Half a 31 day main-spring, so it’s good for 15.5 days.
A set of roman numerals missing most of the “v”s.
A bird from a cuckoo clock which pronounces “c”s as “f”s.
Sixty assorted second hands, which brazed together, could make a minute hand.
A set of Westminster chimes that will only play “I’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuts”.
And finally, a set of grandfather-clock weights made from genuine antique balsa-wood.
Hi all, just staggering in from dinner, a good steak out and two glasses of vino, now opting for the Adam's Ale as that's what I have been on for most of the week, time to lose some poids.
To that end, the riffle
One pair of weighing scales from 1946
One hotel water bottle with a hole, branded Mandiran Occidental
One kettle, hole in too
One teabag
31 milk bottles of Adam's Ale, bottled here in Cornwall, no cider in
5 coffee filters
2 broken Twyfords urinals
3 packs of toilet paper, old-fashioned Jeyes sandpaper.
2 matches, phosphorus spent.
To that end, the riffle
One pair of weighing scales from 1946
One hotel water bottle with a hole, branded Mandiran Occidental
One kettle, hole in too
One teabag
31 milk bottles of Adam's Ale, bottled here in Cornwall, no cider in
5 coffee filters
2 broken Twyfords urinals
3 packs of toilet paper, old-fashioned Jeyes sandpaper.
2 matches, phosphorus spent.
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