Chicken Bum Eggs

[joggerjayne]

So Mums has these chickens. Yeah, yeah, I know.

Anyway, we have this joke about not eating boiled eggs when you've seen the chickens who produced the eggs from their butts.

But today ... I have made chicken bum eggs for breakfast.

Nature in the raw! I am ... a girl of the soil.

I might've overlooked them a bit. They're not very runny. I can't dip my toast fingers.

[lady-janine]

so now you have hard-boiled eggs!

[joggerjayne]

I had "a bit firm" boiled eggs.

[joggerjayne]

"overlooked" them?

I think I "overcooked" them.

[lady-janine]

next time when you've boiled them run them under very cold water and they stop cooking in their little shells and that helps to keep them ready for your soldiers to jump in.

[aelmpvw]

i thought you meant you'd overlooked them while they were in the saucepan

[lady-janine]

you could have overlooked them whilst you were doing something else.

[DTCwordfan]

They are good for shying at seagulls. Coat with calcium carbide or inject it into the yolk and then stand back and watch.

[joggerjayne]

Thank you for the tips, guys x

[1ozzy]

My chickens lay "ooh aah" eggs.
They say ooh whilst laying them and aah afterwards.
One is enough for brekkie.

[kvalidir]

We always have chicken bum eggs, and duck bum eggs- nothing nicer:)

[Retrochic]

Duck eggs boiled and real chips dipped in as soldiers -gods own food...yum!

[jomifl]

chips made with 'dirt potatoes' ?

[Retrochic]

you bet! chips made with potatoes dug up about an hour before cooking and cooked in a chip pan!

[joggerjayne]

Sometimes, it's only about an hour since I bought the bag of oven chips.

[joggerjayne]

lol

[joggerjayne]

(BF half Italian, of course)

[McMouse]

An oeuf of this nonsense.

[sunny-dave]

I'm sure you'll soon get ova it, JJ

[B00]

"chicken bum eggs"........?

Are you really a grown woman in your 40's?