remembering with fondness

[jennyjoan]

Remembering with fondness NOT

A guy left me home one night when I was truly very young (from a Ceilidh/dance) - after a bit of necking he proceeded to take his "charlie" out. I had never seen one before and when I saw it shining under the lamp - it was like a neon light - I nearly *** myself - told him to put away the offending object.

Talk about Fanny by Gaslight that was Penny (***) by Gaslight.

Next morning when I thought of it I was so sick - I think I was just 16.

[bednobs]

if that happened to a 16 year old today, they wouldn't be shocked. In fact they'd probably get on their knees ....

[ummmm]

Jordy.....why on earth would you think I'm a prude? Far from it...

[jennyjoan]

Oh Oh I'm off - let the slanging match begin.

Sqad - next time - will remember to put my post into Jokes section.

[Sqad]

JJ....No, ChatterBank will do fine.

[Rebecca01]

Lol Jenny it's not a pretty sight hahaha

[jennyjoan]

Righteo m'lord

[berniecuddles]

me too jj x

[Prudie]

ummmm is a prude? That should be in Jokes surely!

[DTCwordfan]

He wasn't called Richard, was he?

Great yarn, jj, the joys of teenage love and growing up.

Now where is Debbie? (I actually know the answer to that and there are plenty of pics of her on the net, given her job).

[ummmm]

Thanks Prudie :-)

[carrust]

I'm very straight laced;-)

[DTCwordfan]

You need to loosen that corset you are wearing, carrust......

[ummmm]

Are you the cameraman Carrust?

[mazie]

ummm is one of the most least prudish folk on AB.. Strange how people get different ideas about us, don't you think?

[carrust]

Don't know what you mean ummm...wink

[Purple_Popple]

There not the prettiest things to look at...but seen one, seen them all.

[megfitz]

As a raw student nurse we were warned if a male patient said they were too week to position an Urine bottle and could we help... the reply was "I'l just go and get a pair of forceps" ...Amazingly quick recovery!!