I've got a boil on my bum.

[johntheplamf]

Cause please?

[dothawkes]

stress, over work, poor diet, nylon underpants.

[dothawkes]

or perhaps u need an expert

http://www.medicinenet.com/boils/article.htm

[ermintrude35]

..and sitting at the computer for too long...

[ermintrude35]

..a rubber ring might be of use to you... but I guess that's another question entirely..

[blueeyedlass]

well if you have a boil on your bum then go thank your wife for not letting you sleep on your back because surely that would put pressure on it.

[johntheplamf]

The stress, over work and poor diet, could be it, but i only wear satin or silk underwear(Makes me feel special), and the rubber ring sounds like fun. :0)

[johntheplamf]

No bel, it's just on the perimeter, on the outer rim if you will.

[blueeyedlass]

have a drink and get your wife to squeeze it ??? excellent fun

[johntheplamf]

I like the first part of that, The wine has been opened, but the second part?

[Lore]

this could get ugy if you continue with the second part!! :o\  think i'll be off fo a bath just now... lemme know when it's safe to return!!

[Lore]

lol ugly too!!

[johntheplamf]

I'm not too certain i want anyone getting their sweaty paws on my boil. I'm actually starting to grow quite fond of it, Just sitting there, throbbing away, you could almost imagine the throbbing was a wee heartbeat. :0)

[Buddy]

You pally with deesels big pal?

[johntheplamf]

Nah, gladly not. To tell the truth. i'm almost scared to answer deesels questions(For want of another word), for fear of getting associated with him. I think he made a rod for his own back.

[Lore]

Yep, I shot masel in the foot when I was trying to be nice too!  - an it doesn't happen very often!

[johntheplamf]

And i see he's resurfaced. The thing is, any site you go on, there's always a scotsman like him, making an @rse of himself.

[johntheplamf]

And you can take that last remark back, you've been nothing but nice to me. :0)

[B00]

It's another bum growing :-}

[Lore]

oh, ok then!  lol

i'm off now anyhoo. sleep well :) (without sore shoulder! - wrong thread, ano!)

[milfman]

you'll end up with a bum like deesels face........big ar*e