piggy problem

[kermitthelog]

I am a Jewish frog who is being hounded, or even hogged by an over-sexed pink pig on a string who keeps referring to me as 'Kermy' and wants me to perform acts of Cunnilingus on her. Now I am not a sexist but being Jewish I refuse to go down on anything smelling, tasting or resembling Pork Scratchings. So my question is;Why do skidmarks appear in your pants when you haven't wiped your arse properly?

[RogK]

Go away.

[libertie]

Just what AB needs........another sad ba$tard!!