Them Women Drivers. Grrrr

[retrocop]

This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman

In a brand new VW Golf !!
Doing 90mph

With her face up next to her
Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away

For a couple seconds

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on her makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily..

But she scared me so much I dropped

My electric shaver,

Which knocked

The sausage roll

Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying

To straighten my car

Using my knees against The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Mobile phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs,

Which splashed

And burned

"Big Jim and the Twins",

Ruined the phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an

Important call.

BLOODY Women Drivers!!
































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[baza]

So inconsiderate those women drivers.