Extreme Sports

[mrs_overall]

Over the years I have participated in a number of extreme sports, while the more sedate Mr O has watched from a safe distance, often of several hundred miles, usually with a pint in his hand. Apart from a dislocated ankle sustained when I was bungee jumping, I cannot think of any other time I have been injured.
Mr O has now taken the household record for sporting injuries. He has broken his arm whilst playing ping pong!

[ummmm]

I broke my thumb doing a cartwheel.

[gness]

Come on....fess up....you tied his shoelaces together!

Morning and nice to see you MrsO....x

[mrs_overall]

Morning Gness...lovely to see you too xx

Please don't mention shoelaces (he can't do them one handed.) And please don't mention button flies.....

[anneasquith]

Velcro !

[gness]

Oh,Anne! Your cruel woman....velcro and pubes?????

[Tilly2]

Cutting the top off a boiled egg must be difficult, as well.

[anneasquith]

I did not know mr. o went commando ?

[gness]

Ye gods!!! How would I get the cork out of the bottle?....:-(

[mrs_overall]

searches the sewing basket for velcro and hides Mr O's boxers

[jim360]

While Mr O is recuperating he might want to exercise his other arm. Somehow.

[mrs_overall]

It didn't take long for this post to hit the gutter lol

[anneasquith]

he may be ambidextrous !!

[vulcan42]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

[aelmpvw]

should be ashamed of yourself mrs_o, losing your temper just because you lost a game of ping pong

[vulcan42]

What happened mrs o, did he trip over the net and fall off the table or did you hit him with your bat?

[mrs_overall]

ael - excuse me! I wouldn't be seen dead playing ping pong!

(If Craft reads this - I am in sooo much trouble)

[Daffy6543]

I have broken a thumb and my nose whilst having sex.

[aelmpvw]

^ ^ ^ did his wife turn up?

[gness]

Don't you just hate it when folk only post half a story.................☺

[tonyav]

The ping don't half pong when you burn one of those balls.