What Do A/bers Think Of This ?

[whiskeryron]

Report copied from Trip adviser

Dont stay here if you want to use the bed for passion”
1 of 5 stars Reviewed 3 weeks ago

We stayed at this hotel last night. It was a small but adequate room. I thought we had a good stay until I received a phone call later to say I was being charged to have the room cleaned.
My husband and I had passion and left a damp patch on the bed, the hotel took £50 off my card for cleaning charges. I'm furious and very disappointed.
This is a copy of my email to them
Good afternoon.

I suggest you analyse the said sheets. I think you will discover the damp patch is a result of sex not urine. I will be adding a copy of my email on my trip advisor report later today.

I will be advising couples not to stay at *** ***** should they wish to partake of this natural act. As foster carers it was a rare treat for us to have a night out and away without the restraints of small children.

I hope you and your team do get some pleasure in life and hopefully some passion.

I am not happy about you taking money from my card and I will make this very clear on my report.

I have stayed in hotels all around the world. This is the first time in over 20 years that I have been charged for having sex with my husband.

Thank you for spoiling our night.

I most definitely will not be staying again!!!!!

Kind regards

[Mamyalynne]

Tambo,no one has to sleep on top of anyone's anything- Hotels should use mattress protectors and wash sheets after guests leave - simple.

[Sipowicz]

So they wont be coming again!

[Dizmo]

Sipowicz: too slow chicken marengo :) Retrocop already swooped in wiv that one!

[Sipowicz]

I'm a gentleman, I always come second!

[ummmm]

Lol....after she faked it :-D

[Sipowicz]

Rumbled! :-(

[steg]

They shouldn't cry over spilt milk

[Dizmo]

Oh dear oh dear, you just couldn't write that stuff. Oh wait, you did.

[Fusion5]

lol lol. On Four in a Bed the eagle eyed guests normally find pubic hair they would go nuts for a damp patch. (;0(

[Retrochic]

One of my daughters is housekeeping manager at a BW -I shall try and get the full story from her but I bet it was more than a damp patch on a sheet -they almost expect that sort of thing.

[Dizmo]

Ok, I'm walking away from this thread now, I've come to an end.

[Peter Pedant]

Yeah I thought it was a night of passion for Ron himself

The one I stay in Brum
had a review that said it was a brothel and the working girls were from next door.

I can tell you where it is if you like

I have always found quiet and reasonable and the girls if any are on a different floor

[Fusion5]

What's BW ?

[-Talbot-]

Retrochic
One of my daughters is housekeeping manager at a BW -I shall try and get the full story from her but I bet it was more than a damp patch on a sheet -they almost expect that sort of thing.


regardless of what your daughter comes up with, Retro......they have given a refund, so they have admitted they were wront to charge in the first place.

[Retrochic]

Talbot -a refund is not always an admission of misconduct or malpractice.

[-Talbot-]

It's not as good as a BJ but better than a DIY, Fusion.

[Fusion5]

lol @ Talbot, but I still don't know what BW is. Blow Wave. Barney Waiter. Been ***.

[Retrochic]

BW = Best Western chain of hotels

[gness]

Best Western, Fusion...x

[Mamyalynne]

Not the worst and not the eastern - I guess.