Reasons For Being Dumped

[mrs_overall]

A question about FB prompted me to think about old boyfriends and the reasons I was dumped or dumped them.
What is the most unusual reason you were dumped or dumped someone?

[Hopkirk]

It wasn't her, it was me

[tonyav]

She didn't like the baggies then, Hopkirk ?.

[netibiza]

Dumped?? as if !!

[Psybbo]

Gawd, what a question, just 'Sorry, I've moved on'

[Zacs-Master]

A girlfriend once asked me to urinate on her. That was it for me.

[elliemay1]

Too much information Zacs!

[gness]

He seemed nice on our couple of dates til....one Saturday July 12th....walking into town I saw him carrying a banner on an Orange Walk......

I didn't need to say anything for him to know he was dumped.....☺

[Zacs-Master]

That's very fruit-ist Gness.

[gness]

Clashed with the red hair, Zacs....x

[Zacs-Master]

Haaaa!

[gness]

Still not sure if I was dumped.....his name was Dave.....we were sort of good friends on and off.....then one evening he popped out for some cigarettes....

About eighteen months later I got a postcard from Australia......☺

[tonyav]

You can't trust those apprentice boys, gness. I should know I spent five years being one.

[tonyav]

He must have wanted 20 Horizon, gness. You can only get them in Aussie.
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/04/07/1226035/122591-cigarette-packets.jpg

[gness]

I trust your apprenticeship led to better things than carrying a banner, Tony......☺

[gness]

Probably, Tony......made a change from his ten No6.....x

[tonyav]

Yeah, a City and Guilds certificate and full pay, gness. Also no more being sent up the store for weird objects such as a long weight

[tonyav]

Ah No6, did he save the vouchers ?.

[gness]

Then there was Ian.....all six foot five of him....going on and on about his last girlfriend...how he missed her......what she meant to him.....

What was her name?...I asked.

Dot....he replied....through the tears...

Isn't Dot a lavatory cleaner?...I asked...

He strode off on his long legs and I haven't seen him since.....☺

[gness]

Well if he did he took them to Australia.......x

[Captain2]

You seem to have a way with men Gness - a long, long, way (away)