The Mexican Maid............

[Shaglene]

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
The wife is really boiling now and through gritted teeth said,"And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora....the gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

[Bazile]

That gardener ,Raul gets around , doesn't he - i wonder if he knows Lady Chatterly

[janbee]

:-)

[Georgiesmum]

I was just thinking the same thing Bazile!