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Doing It On Pool Tables

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joggerjayne | 12:14 Wed 07th Oct 2015 | ChatterBank
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This came up when I was out with some friends.

In movies, if there's a pool table in the room, there's a good chance that someone will end up having sex on it.

But none of us has ever had sex on a pool table. Kitchen tables, obviously, dining tables, as long as you're not having a dinner party at the time.

But those of our friends whose other halves have pool tables, we're not even allowed to stand a wine glass on the edge, without the other half having a total marry, let alone scramble on top for a bonk.

Are we missing out on some pool table sex "thing"?

And where would one start to look if the chalk went missing?
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'screwback', jj:-)
i spent a night on a pool table once - in 1981 when a group of us got snowed into a remote pub in the yorkshire dales...
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The other halves don't have a "marry"

They have a "mardy"
You would have to get it re-felted.

///And where would one start to look if the chalk went missing?///

It's the Red Balls you have to look out for!
Not to mention 'in off the brown!!'
Get your coat, Ken.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls.
I'd need a rest every now and then
Get sent off for streaking on the pitch.
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Eli ... what a brilliant picture!
I've potted a few pinks on a snooker table!
She's just been asked for a game of pool jj !
^ LOL!!
What kind of films have you been watching, jj?
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// What kind of films have you been watching, jj //

Err ...

:o/
It's a toss up, factor, ain't it?

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