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Rubbish Day
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Ever had a rubbish day?
My sisters chap was told today at the hospital that he has prostate cancer. An hour later someone slams into his car as he was reversing it out of the drive, looks like a write off. To top it off the police turned up and threatened to arrest him as he was mouthing off a bit at the other driver. Sheesh...
My sisters chap was told today at the hospital that he has prostate cancer. An hour later someone slams into his car as he was reversing it out of the drive, looks like a write off. To top it off the police turned up and threatened to arrest him as he was mouthing off a bit at the other driver. Sheesh...
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In France, Jacques Lefevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide.
He stood atop a sheer Etretat cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol.
The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Now freed from the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea, a large wave coming in.
The dunking immediately extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.
In France, Jacques Lefevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide.
He stood atop a sheer Etretat cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol.
The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Now freed from the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea, a large wave coming in.
The dunking immediately extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.
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I agree with dive buddy that the onus is on the person who is reversing out of his drive onto the road.
The only possible exception would be to prove that the driver on the road was exceeding the speed limit,which would be difficult.
Your brother should have reversed into his drive and had someone to make sure the road was clear,before waving the car out. The bend unfortunately acts against your brother.
The only possible exception would be to prove that the driver on the road was exceeding the speed limit,which would be difficult.
Your brother should have reversed into his drive and had someone to make sure the road was clear,before waving the car out. The bend unfortunately acts against your brother.
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