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Muslims And Equality It Should Work Both Ways A Joke
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An NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy, "and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods",
and on the other side a liquor store called Morehammered.
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point...
It is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed
An NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy, "and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods",
and on the other side a liquor store called Morehammered.
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point...
It is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed
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This is very funny.. But come on. Pork and naked girls repulse them so its offending them... Does a Mosque offend you? Because if it does then yo are racist..
even though Islam isnt a race its a religion..
I suppose some peoples religion are there life styles which includes promiscuous sex and eating bacon sandwiches. But that doesn't matter.
You will do what ever the government says you even if it is contradictory rubbish. Your a slave dont you know? -Your opinions mean nothing unless you are backed by millions of other people and with people who are prepared to die over it.
even though Islam isnt a race its a religion..
I suppose some peoples religion are there life styles which includes promiscuous sex and eating bacon sandwiches. But that doesn't matter.
You will do what ever the government says you even if it is contradictory rubbish. Your a slave dont you know? -Your opinions mean nothing unless you are backed by millions of other people and with people who are prepared to die over it.
OG; I'm not necessarily repulsed by mosques per se but I can be by their location. When I first laid eyes on the Regents Park Mosque I found it an abomination and a testament to idiotic so-called multi-culturalism.
It still find its presence an appalling piece of effrontery, and having seen videos secretly filmed of what goes on in there, I would be happy to see it bulldozed.
It still find its presence an appalling piece of effrontery, and having seen videos secretly filmed of what goes on in there, I would be happy to see it bulldozed.
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