Love At First Sight

[Patsy33]

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air.
"Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink.
They went back to her house, and after a bit she brought him into the bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night.
The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.
The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No, she replied....You just happened to catch my eye!:).

[Smowball]

Lol very good

[1ozzy]

A young lady lost one eye due to an unfortunate accident.
She had three choices when it came to selecting a prosthetic eye.
Alas the porcelain eye was way out of here budget, the same with the lovely glass eye so she settled for the cheaper but still realistic wooden eye.

I met her at a pub one evening and we were getting along famously until she asked if I would like to accompany her home for the night.

Guess I shouldn't have replied "wouldn' I" with a grin on my face.

[Patsy33]

Ha ha.....

[tonyav]

You shouldn't have been making eyes at her, 1ozzy.

[Patsy33]

You might have got a splinter!

[frugalfred]

Socket it to 'em, Patsy!

[Patsy33]

Ha ha... That answer really caught my eye!