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Nerd Jokes
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Knock Knock,
Whos's There,
To'
To Who,
No, To Whom
Very apt for here:
What do you say to console a grammar nazi?
There, Their, They're
The Past, present and future walked into a bar - It was tense!
Did you hear about the man the mak who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now
A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies "No I'm travelling light"
There's a band called 1023MB - they've had no gigs yet.
They say a freudian slip is when you say one thing but you really mean your mother
Your mother is so classless she could be a Marxist Utopia
When I was young my teacher looked at me and said "name two pronouns" - I looked back and said "Who? Me?"
What is a Physicists favourite food? Fission Chips
Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman
C, E Flat and G walk into a bar, the barman shouts No Minors
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass - Beer
helium walks into a bar and orders a pint, Barman says " Sorry we don;'t serve Noble Gases here" He doesnt react
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things; litetrally
Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey Tea? Because all Proper Tea is Theft
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? a Fish
Whats another name for Santa's Elves - subordinate clauses
Schroedingers cat walks into a bar - and doesn't
A biologist, Chemist and statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft right, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5 ft to the left. The statistician yells "We got it"
Knock Knock,
Whos's There,
To'
To Who,
No, To Whom
Very apt for here:
What do you say to console a grammar nazi?
There, Their, They're
The Past, present and future walked into a bar - It was tense!
Did you hear about the man the mak who was cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now
A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies "No I'm travelling light"
There's a band called 1023MB - they've had no gigs yet.
They say a freudian slip is when you say one thing but you really mean your mother
Your mother is so classless she could be a Marxist Utopia
When I was young my teacher looked at me and said "name two pronouns" - I looked back and said "Who? Me?"
What is a Physicists favourite food? Fission Chips
Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman
C, E Flat and G walk into a bar, the barman shouts No Minors
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass - Beer
helium walks into a bar and orders a pint, Barman says " Sorry we don;'t serve Noble Gases here" He doesnt react
It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things; litetrally
Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey Tea? Because all Proper Tea is Theft
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? a Fish
Whats another name for Santa's Elves - subordinate clauses
Schroedingers cat walks into a bar - and doesn't
A biologist, Chemist and statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft right, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5 ft to the left. The statistician yells "We got it"
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