You Have Eyes Like Pools ...

[gl556tr]

Seeing this text reminded me that there were a string of these witticisms, not particularly kind to the recipient.
This one was: "You have eyes like pools - cess pools".
They continued in a similar vein. I hope someone can refresh my memory!
Thank you.

[mallyh]

your teeth are like the stars they come out at night

[jno]

when I look into your eyes, time stands still

... your face would stop a clock

[mallyh]

your face is like a flower ..cauliflower

[mallyh]

your eyes are sea they make me sick

[mallyh]

like the sea^^

[gl556tr]

Yes! Great! Keep them coming ...

[Birdfeeder]

you jogged my memory, I remember this from school, not quite the same as yours but the same sort of thing.
Your teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

You have a twinkle in your eyes - the sun shining between your ears.
You have a soft heart - and head to match.

Her hair has waves like the sea - the dead sea.

She has a butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.

Your ears are like flowers - cauliflowers.

You have a heart of gold - and teeth to match.

When I look into your eyes - I see the back of your head.

Your eyes are like pools - football pools.

Your complexion is like Emmenthal - full of holes.

Brains aren't everything - in your case they're nothing!

Your lips are like petals: bicycle pedals.

You have a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He has a nose like a bloodhound - constantly dripping.

Your eyes are like pools - cess pools.

Your skin is so soft - like mould on an orange

[mallyh]

your body is like an hourglass ...but all the sand has gone to your a@@@

[Eleena]

^^ LOL

[saintpeter48]

When they gave out ears, did you think they said beers, because you've got a couple of jugs!
When they gave out bellys, did you think they said jellys, because you've got a big wobbly one!
When they gave out noses, did you think they said roses, because you've got a big red one!

[mallyh]

when god gave out chins you thought he said gins and asked for a double

[hc4361]

Your lipstick matches your eyes - pillar box red

[hc4361]

I love the long, dark hair down your back. Such a shame you're bald