Another Bit Of Fun

[Patsy33]

Things you wouldn't hear a doctor say...

[Bazile]

I fancy my receptionist

[anneasquith]

Have some antibiotics !!

[DTCwordfan]

Are you a proctologist?

[Mamyalynne]

No rush, I've got all day.

[Bazile]

Not you again !!!

[-SharonA-]

Don't bother to go behind the curtain, strip off here!

[dannyk13]

No need to make an appointment, just drop in when it suits you.

[Baldric]

"Bloody Hell, never seen that before!"

[anneasquith]

You do NOT have a virus

[EcclesCake]

These are genuine!

A Dr has told me I don't drink enough alcohol.

And one did actually say 'bloody hell, that's impressive!' when I showed her the infected tracks from an insect bite.

[nailit]

Hang on, I shall have to google that.

[albaqwerty]

was once asked by my GP 'Hello Alba, how are you?'
errr, that had me scratching my head.

[Bazile]

alba - yes but how was he / she to know that you didn't just drop in for a quick chat ?

[albaqwerty]

lol, patients have 10 mins with the GP and I don't seem to do quick chats :-D

[anneasquith]

Sit down make your self at home .

[Patsy33]

I'm so glad you've come hear today, I've been so worried about you...

[murraymints]

pass me that medical encyclopedia !

[cupid04]

This is gonna hurt me more than it is you...

[murraymints]

ooooo that's a big one !

[Bazile]

Don't you ever stop eating , or have you just got big bones ?