ducksie
"I'm trying to figure out what sex and nationality have to do with having a hack ;)"
There is a condition called atrophic rhinitis which is manifested by scabs in the nose and is more common in Irish females.
Well from all your comments concerning the appearance, it sounds like...acute nasal vestibulitis. Naseptin cream is a good call from Barsel which can be bought over the counter, but my choice would be to remove the scab, clean the area with hydrogen peroxide and then apply chloromycetin ophth to the area twice daily, which also, I think, can be bought from the chemist.