No, it's not true in Lancashire, anyway. My dad is terribly absent-minded and we have retrieved his hearing aid from the washing machine before now- when he goes to the hospital they basically sigh, say "not you again" and wearily supply a new one. Over the last ten years I reckon he has had about 6 or 7- all on the NHS. True story- he found that his sensor was blocked with wax so popped the hearing aid in the microwave for a minute to melt it out...you can guess the rest :( These are the folks who are milking the system :))