Embarrassing Moments With Children..

[Patsy33]

I remember when my son was about 4 yrs old and had to take him to doctor's. He had problem with his foreskin (she whispered!) Anyway, sat in a waiting room full of people, deadly quiet, and my son suddenly pipes up and says in a loud voice, "The doctor is not touching my willy!.. The receptionist was smirking.
My face was red as a beetroot, so embarrassing....

[ummmm]

My daughter walked in on me and her dad having sexy time.

A few days later we were in a lift at the shopping centre and she said to a complete stranger 'my mum bounces on my dads belly'

[DTCwordfan]

my goddaughter, (age 3) living in an Oxfordshire village in a 12thC house, (small front door) opened it to find one of my mate's schoolfriends there, a Nigerian who spoke like the doctor on Rising Damp.....six foot two of him and broad shouldered.

She eyed him up and down and came out with the immortal words, "Why are you covered in chocolate?"

[jno]

we were trying to sell our house and I was dutifully telling everyone about the things that weren't perfect, so jno jnr started following me round every time a potential buyer came to look, saying "Don't forget to tell them about the damp". Which made them think I hadn't been going to.

[DTCwordfan]

My own daughter opened her mouth too - location a small restaurant/coffee shop/icecream shop all in one in Carmel - early lunchtime (I had just played Pebble Beach)..... the restaurant was to the back of the property.

She sees her first one-legged man.

In a not-so-quiet voice, "Mom, Dad, that man only has one leg."

"Hush, dear."

She takes another look and to the amusement of all around us, factually said, "Hard for him to play kick-ball."

[ummmm]

Lol, DT, my daughter did things like that as well. At a taxi rank she asked, quite loudly, why has that woman got brown skin?

Another time she went for lunch with my mum and a woman with a purple rinse came in. My mum said to daughter 'shut up' daughter to mum 'why has that woman got purple hair and why did you tell me to shut up?'

[albaqwerty]

gawd, aren't the cherubs priceless?!

My 2 were about 5 and 6 years old, in a lift in a shopping centre, tall gentleman entered the lift.
His bum was about nose-height with the sons faces.

'Mum, that man just pharted'

[cupid04]

When my daughter was about 2-3 years old we were travelling on the underground. She kept on that she wanted to go to the toilet. Her dad and I explained that she'd have to wait until we got to the station. In a loud voice she stood up and said if you don't let me go I'll s..t
myself!

[DTCwordfan]

A black chauffeur in Washington told me that their progeny often ask why we are covered in talc, white paint, snow.....

My other goddaughter whose Mum was very slim at the time (a size 6-8), was being bathed by a close friend (Aunty Janice - she was the one whose funeral I went to earlier this year).

Janice was a 38 G or H and similar on the bum.....

"Aunty Janice, why are you so fat?"

She was quite upset, mother explaining that was the way wee ones can see you.....

[aelmpvw]

my mother is still talking about my behaviour when she took me for immunisation injections sixty years ago ...

[Hopkirk]

I sat in a cafe with my family when I was seven and played with the tomato shaped squeezy ketchup container.

I squished it in and out, listening to the hiss.

I then reached to the one on the next table, while the family was looking at something outside.

I squeezed it, but it was full so I got a faceful of ketchup. I was so stunned that I sat silently until my Mum turned and saw my apparently blood covered face, and shrieked in horror.

[DTCwordfan]

My youngest one was nothing said, rather done.

One third of the way down from Houston to San Antonio, there's a great family restaurant open for breakfasts and thru dinner.....

We left at 6.30 and stopped there. Shown to the table out comes the coffee and the requested choccy milk.

The youngest one ingested a huge amount to the point that she looked like Louis Satchmo and then she eyed her mother, who was dressed all in black.

"Should I, shouldn't I?" I swear you could see the good angel and the devil on her shoulders - certainly in her eyes. The latter won out and her sis and I witnessed this fine jet of chocolate milk fly out of her mouth and land square on her mother, and not just a dribble.

Reaction, calmly gets out of her chair and dragged the wee one off to the restroom for admonishment.

The elder one and I just looked at each other and collapsed with laughing. Mother did see the funny side about 40 minutes later.....

[albaqwerty]

Patsy, purely because no-one else has asked and I'm just plain nosy, how old is son now and how is his foreskin?

[DTCwordfan]

best answer to Albs (or is that question)

[whiskeryron]

//Patsy, purely because no-one else has asked and I'm just plain nosy, how old is son now and how is his foreskin?// PREPUCE !!!

[Quoi]

At a party with all my neighbours when my son pipes up "My Daddy wants to kiss you" to one of my neighbours 17yr old daughters. I fled.

[whiskeryron]

Little boy who constantly sucks his thumb was told by mummy ' if you keep on your tummy will swell up'. Waiting at the bus stop one day we saw a pregnant lady & Johnny said '' I know what you have been doing"

[petal54]

I've always had an iffy bladder,so,as a small child if I said I needed a we,I NEEDED a wee.I was with my sister who was prob 7 and a baby sitter ,walking home from town center,said the need,was told I could wait as not far from home,so I just weed.

[-SharonA-]

I remember my Mum was chatting to our next door neighbour and my brother wanted her attention, she said wait I am talking to Mrs Connolly.
My brother then said in loud petulant voice, 'why are talking to her, you said you don't like her cause she smells'

[Patsy33]

Hi Alba, my son is 39 now! No problem now as far as I know. The skin twas a little long on the end. I thought he might have to have it chopped off! Thanks for doing... :-)

[Patsy33]

Asking!