Am I Right To Be Feeling This Way?
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Embarrassing Moments With Children..
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I remember when my son was about 4 yrs old and had to take him to doctor's. He had problem with his foreskin (she whispered!) Anyway, sat in a waiting room full of people, deadly quiet, and my son suddenly pipes up and says in a loud voice, "The doctor is not touching my willy!.. The receptionist was smirking.
My face was red as a beetroot, so embarrassing....
My face was red as a beetroot, so embarrassing....
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my goddaughter, (age 3) living in an Oxfordshire village in a 12thC house, (small front door) opened it to find one of my mate's schoolfriends there, a Nigerian who spoke like the doctor on Rising Damp.....six foot two of him and broad shouldered.
She eyed him up and down and came out with the immortal words, "Why are you covered in chocolate?"
She eyed him up and down and came out with the immortal words, "Why are you covered in chocolate?"
My own daughter opened her mouth too - location a small restaurant/coffee shop/icecream shop all in one in Carmel - early lunchtime (I had just played Pebble Beach)..... the restaurant was to the back of the property.
She sees her first one-legged man.
In a not-so-quiet voice, "Mom, Dad, that man only has one leg."
"Hush, dear."
She takes another look and to the amusement of all around us, factually said, "Hard for him to play kick-ball."
She sees her first one-legged man.
In a not-so-quiet voice, "Mom, Dad, that man only has one leg."
"Hush, dear."
She takes another look and to the amusement of all around us, factually said, "Hard for him to play kick-ball."
Lol, DT, my daughter did things like that as well. At a taxi rank she asked, quite loudly, why has that woman got brown skin?
Another time she went for lunch with my mum and a woman with a purple rinse came in. My mum said to daughter 'shut up' daughter to mum 'why has that woman got purple hair and why did you tell me to shut up?'
Another time she went for lunch with my mum and a woman with a purple rinse came in. My mum said to daughter 'shut up' daughter to mum 'why has that woman got purple hair and why did you tell me to shut up?'
A black chauffeur in Washington told me that their progeny often ask why we are covered in talc, white paint, snow.....
My other goddaughter whose Mum was very slim at the time (a size 6-8), was being bathed by a close friend (Aunty Janice - she was the one whose funeral I went to earlier this year).
Janice was a 38 G or H and similar on the bum.....
"Aunty Janice, why are you so fat?"
She was quite upset, mother explaining that was the way wee ones can see you.....
My other goddaughter whose Mum was very slim at the time (a size 6-8), was being bathed by a close friend (Aunty Janice - she was the one whose funeral I went to earlier this year).
Janice was a 38 G or H and similar on the bum.....
"Aunty Janice, why are you so fat?"
She was quite upset, mother explaining that was the way wee ones can see you.....
I sat in a cafe with my family when I was seven and played with the tomato shaped squeezy ketchup container.
I squished it in and out, listening to the hiss.
I then reached to the one on the next table, while the family was looking at something outside.
I squeezed it, but it was full so I got a faceful of ketchup. I was so stunned that I sat silently until my Mum turned and saw my apparently blood covered face, and shrieked in horror.
I squished it in and out, listening to the hiss.
I then reached to the one on the next table, while the family was looking at something outside.
I squeezed it, but it was full so I got a faceful of ketchup. I was so stunned that I sat silently until my Mum turned and saw my apparently blood covered face, and shrieked in horror.
My youngest one was nothing said, rather done.
One third of the way down from Houston to San Antonio, there's a great family restaurant open for breakfasts and thru dinner.....
We left at 6.30 and stopped there. Shown to the table out comes the coffee and the requested choccy milk.
The youngest one ingested a huge amount to the point that she looked like Louis Satchmo and then she eyed her mother, who was dressed all in black.
"Should I, shouldn't I?" I swear you could see the good angel and the devil on her shoulders - certainly in her eyes. The latter won out and her sis and I witnessed this fine jet of chocolate milk fly out of her mouth and land square on her mother, and not just a dribble.
Reaction, calmly gets out of her chair and dragged the wee one off to the restroom for admonishment.
The elder one and I just looked at each other and collapsed with laughing. Mother did see the funny side about 40 minutes later.....
One third of the way down from Houston to San Antonio, there's a great family restaurant open for breakfasts and thru dinner.....
We left at 6.30 and stopped there. Shown to the table out comes the coffee and the requested choccy milk.
The youngest one ingested a huge amount to the point that she looked like Louis Satchmo and then she eyed her mother, who was dressed all in black.
"Should I, shouldn't I?" I swear you could see the good angel and the devil on her shoulders - certainly in her eyes. The latter won out and her sis and I witnessed this fine jet of chocolate milk fly out of her mouth and land square on her mother, and not just a dribble.
Reaction, calmly gets out of her chair and dragged the wee one off to the restroom for admonishment.
The elder one and I just looked at each other and collapsed with laughing. Mother did see the funny side about 40 minutes later.....
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