My Idea Of The Perfect Diet . . .

[Buenchico]

. . . for longevity:
http://tinyurl.com/yakgnoyh

[marval]

Good for her, if I can swap the Whiskey for a G&T I shall be happy.

[sunny-dave]

She's older than Methuselah ...

"Despite being well into her 110th decade ..."

[mazie]

She looks amazing for 107

[Patsy33]

My god! Doesn't she look great for her age? That's it, swapping wine for whiskey...

[Buenchico]

I could do a few swaps as well, such as Indian food instead of fish & chips and beer/wine instead of the whiskey (although I do like an occasional drop of the hard stuff too) but her list still seems like a decent starting point to me ;-)

[Buenchico]

S-D: You shouldn't expect accuracy from The (Sheffield) Star. It's a newspaper which isn't known for the quality of its journalism. (It can't be. They used to publish some of the rubbish written by me!)

[Smowball]

She looks amazing!!

[gness]

Oh trust numbers man to point that out!!

Doesn't she look fantastic....and what a beautiful two year old....x

[anneasquith]

I agree G wasn't she the most beautiful child, quite timeless .

[sunny-dave]

I thought the Suffolk Gazette would be more your style, Chris :+)

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/wine-diet/

[Buenchico]

Ah, yes, our local source of really authoritative news, Dave.

However I'm left baffled as to what 'half a bottle of wine' is. It sounds a little like 'half a pint of beer', which is surely an entirely fictional notion, isn't it?

[Caran]

Like the seafood diet. I see food and eat it!

[sunny-dave]

It's a bit like "half a bacon butty" Chris - it exist only as a brief intermediate state and is inherently unstable ...