I Bid You All Farewell (This Is Not A Flounce)

[Barmaid]

Well its been an eventful day.

Spent a fortune in the hairdressers - forgot my brolly - look like a drowned rat.

Roofers didnt turn up to finish the job - I lost my rag and got the OH to deal with them. They have grovelled so I sent a text saying "dont worry, I will still boil the kettle for you if you turn up in the morning, but it may have your body parts in it".

No one has dealt with the rats.

ASBO has gone AWOL - I guess he knows kitty gulag looms.

My new "FM" shoes dont fit.

I still have three dresses to alter, three loads of washing and five hours of work to do.

BUT IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, I AM GOING ON HOLIDAY AND I DONT CARE!!!!

So I bid you farewell - I leave the sensible people in charge of law ;), and the rest of you reprobates (you know who you are) have a good couple of weeks, play nice and DONT FEED THE TROLLS.

BM xx

[Butterbun]

Enjoy your holidays BM, well deserved.

[Patsy33]

You'll get there one way or the other! Try not to stress. Have a great holiday!.x

[wolf63]

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ASBO has gone AWOL - I guess he knows kitty gulag looms. >>>

I do hope that you are staying at home until he returns, he may have a 'gift' for you.

[sunny-dave]

Enjoy - you deserve it - just try not to get the girls too burnt ...

D xx

[marval]

Have a lovely holiday BM, you need it.

[Bazile]

So remind me - where will you be posting on AB from , during the next two weeks ?

[DTCwordfan]

have a wonderful time....xx

[Peter Pedant]

have a good holiday

and yeth I will help Chris BuenChico with Law.....
( but only if he askth me nithely and doesnt call me an idiot )

[Barmaid]

Cheers all!

Dave - now I have visions of crispy nipples.

Bazile - Tenerife. Although I wont actually be posting since I am intending to shut the world out.

[sunny-dave]

The new snack from Wa*kers, BM ?

[Barmaid]

//but only if he askth me nithely and doesnt call me an idiot //

I'm going to sit on my hands, Peter...... ;)

[murraymints]

have a lovely time xx

[Barmaid]

Dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pmsl

[Tilly2]

Enjoy your well deserved holiday. Take care.

[Mamyalynne]

Has she gone yet?

[wolf63]

Have fun :-)

[Prudie]

Have a great time!

[shoota]

'Dave - now I have visions of crispy nipples.'

Me too....

[Islay]

Are you going on holiday?
Jeez I never guessed? With your other half?
Oh my how did i miss this exciting bit of news!!!
Have fun me old mucker!!

[Lie-in King]

Hope you have a great time, Barmaid! :-)