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A Catholic Girl!

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Berniecuddles2 | 19:49 Mon 25th Sep 2017 | Jokes
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A Catholic girl goes into confession and says to the priest "I'm pregnant"
He asks her "how did this happen my child"
She says " I think it must be the second coming"
The priest , shocked by this
reply asked "what makes you think it was the second coming"
She replies " because I swallowed the first"
The priest collapsed!
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LOL.
ten hail Mary's for you, Bernie
19:53 Mon 25th Sep 2017
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Only 10?
19:54 Mon 25th Sep 2017
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Lol minty will see this and give me 50 hail Marys and 2 weeks on the naughty step!
19:55 Mon 25th Sep 2017
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And two hours with the rosary beads then.
19:55 Mon 25th Sep 2017
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LOL
19:56 Mon 25th Sep 2017
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Lol minty will see this and give me 50 hail Marys and 2 weeks on the naughty step!

Ohhhh that gal is strict ;-)
19:56 Mon 25th Sep 2017
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She is!!
19:57 Mon 25th Sep 2017

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