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Therapy Session............
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers & their small children...
You all have obsessions, the Psychiatrist stated. I am concerned that these individual obsessions are going to impact upon your children.
To the first mother, Mary, he said: You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.
He turned to the second Mum, Ann: Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.
He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat Whisky.
He then turned to the fourth Mum June: Your obsession is with flowers..
Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy.
At this point the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered:
Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Grab Fanny and Willy, and we're going.
You all have obsessions, the Psychiatrist stated. I am concerned that these individual obsessions are going to impact upon your children.
To the first mother, Mary, he said: You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.
He turned to the second Mum, Ann: Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.
He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat Whisky.
He then turned to the fourth Mum June: Your obsession is with flowers..
Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy.
At this point the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered:
Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Grab Fanny and Willy, and we're going.
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