Penances

[Theland]

Although I don't go along with the catholic idea of penances, I have thought of a few good ones for some of you.
Nims - Compulsory Bingo five nights a week, and no wine.
Nailit - Wear Brillo pads in your boxers for a week.
Mibs - A week in Butlins.
Keyplus - A week in a pork butchers.

I may return with more for others, and thoroughly expect to be sentenced myself to some painful penance. Not martyrdom I hope, unless it involves beer.

[atalanta]

I set myself my own penances. 1) Cleaning the oven 2) Cleaning the car 3) defrosting the freezer. And I feel really good and blessed afterwards

[Mamyalynne]

This could get interesting, my penances were always pretty predictable.

[nailit]

Nay, nay and thrice nay Theland. I am NOT wearing Brillo's in my boxers. I cant stand boxers!

[Theland]

Wire wool in your thong then?

[nailit]

Yeah, go on then...

[gness]

Has Theland an obsession with scratchy things in Nailit's knickers?..........

[nailit]

//Has Theland an obsession with scratchy things in Nailit's knickers?//
Its a religious persons obsession with whats going on in anothers underwear gness, its been going on forever....

[gness]

I'm an Irish ex-Catholic, Nailit.....tell me about it..... :-(

[Mamyalynne]

You weren't slow to agree though :-)

[Mamyalynne]

My reply was to Nailit.

[Theland]

Ok then. How about a dose of cirrhosis of the liver? Nasty but the cause is enjoyable.
Many many pints of ardent liquor.

[gness]

Oh for goodness sake, Theland.....I only accidentally drank one bottle of wine....why should I be stricken with cirrhosis of the liver for that?......:-(

[Theland]

I am surprised that nobody has thought up a penance for me?

[nailit]

//Ok then. How about a dose of cirrhosis of the liver? Nasty but the cause is enjoyable. //
A close friend of mine has cirrhosis of the liver. She's never found the cause enjoyable.
A bit sick there Theland,

[nailit]

//I am surprised that nobody has thought up a penance for me?/
I have, but there are mods about.

[gness]

Nailit....just suggest Theland spends a day with me......no suspension for you.......but the joy it would give you!!....:-)

[nailit]

Theland, spend the day with gness!
(as suggested) ;-)

[1ozzy]

For you Theland, a month wearing boxing gloves all day everyday.

[Theland]

You go from super sensitive to a comfort zone. Suddenly taking umbrage. Totally out of context. You imply insensitivity when no offence was intended, but you could not miss the opportunity for a cheap shot. Very confusing.