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nailit | 19:12 Mon 22nd Jan 2018 | ChatterBank
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If you had to take a punt on how you will die, what would your best guess be?
Yeah, its a bit morbid but inject a bit of humour...death will happen to us all eventually so might as well have a laugh as well...
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sepsis or stroke
On the job...and having plenty of it :-)
Breast cancer
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Ive still got an idea that my dying words will be
''Your effing kidding me''
I might die of boredom.
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//On the job...and having plenty of it//
We can all live in hopes Yogi ;-)
''on the job'' will only kill me if the missus finds out
Probably falling over...

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//''on the job'' will only kill me if the missus finds out//
LOL...
I know how I would hate to die, that is in a fire. The thought of it just makes me weak.
Freezing solid in Scotland looking for a Crested Tit
I shall let it surprise me if it's sudden when I'm fit, Nailit......but if I'm losing it badly..... physically or mentally I shall hire a hitman with a three month window...so I am still surprised......
The children will have instructions on how to pay him...... :-)

Overindulgence in all probability, undecided who with atm ;o)
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That could open up a whole new debate on assisted suicide gness...
Going by the incessant adverts I assume cancer
Heart attack like most of the males on my father's side, mostly dead by 60 I've just turned 60, all ok with my heart so far.
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//Overindulgence in all probability, undecided who with atm ;o)//
Its a quandary....
Seriously considered going this past week such was the level of pain, think I've ridden the storm though.
Maybe, Nailit.....but as long as he's clever and anonymous we should be fine.... :-)
Either a heart attack or by tripping over Princess Merlin on the stairs. That's in my avatars.

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