I Wouldn't Want To Sleep Beside Me... :-(

[gness]

I know I snore....the folk three doors down mentioned it and when my daughter stuffed tissue behind the pictures on the wall between our bedrooms because she said I made them rattle I knew it might be a tad noisy....

But it's everything else too! I now have an app on my ipad that tracks and records my sleep patterns......only used it three times so far and it's true......

I do snore.....but I chunter and talk too......and as MrG used to say.....I give orders.....I make folk tidy things and line things up......bit even worse.....

I do sing!!!! And it's dreadful.......

This gadget tells me my sleep quality isn't good.....well it wouldn't be, would it......my nights seem to be busy singing and giving orders..... :-(

[aelmpvw]

i lay awake all night last night wondering what the dreadful wailing noise was ...

[hc4361]

You need this
https://www.snorestoppers.co.uk/products/chin-strap?gclid=CjwKCAjwnLjVBRAdEiwAKSGPI3XQAWvr6GnXpYDRTodP-YUfgIl-GAGgTV5aa9tA5ZQMNGo8CgfOShoCLIMQAvD_BwE

For the sake of your family's and neighbours' sanity

[sunny-dave]

That's rude - Doris isn't a whale ...

[ummmm]

I talk and walk in my sleep. Usually talk utter nonsense but wake OH up to talk it anyway :-)

[pixie374]

Or this....?
https://goo.gl/images/854tK2

[shoota]

Me neither...

[Hopkirk]

I'd give it a go.

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[Arksided]

I have no idea where I go when I sleep, I have being told that I snore though, perhaps not quite as loud as a bear but something similar.

[Hopkirk]

I snore when I drink too, Arky.

[jennyjoan]

My cousin is chronic snorer - goes into a coma but sometimes she worries about it as it could be sleep apnoea

[Arksided]

I know you do Hoppy ;-)

[pixie374]

Last night, one of my son's friends slept on our settee. He had said he was working early but would leave really quietly. Anyway, he snored like a pregnant warthog from about 2 til 5, then his alarm went off, he got up, walked into the coffee table (I think), swore and told himself to shhh. I was still in bed upstairs just laughing at him. It went quiet for about 10 minutes and I thought he had gone. And then the downstairs toilet flushed. About 6 times. I heard the front door shut and a few minutes later got a text from him saying "sorry about the smell in the toilet". Lol-
Which is possibly the most charming thank you possible :-). So you actually don't sound too bad, gness...xx

[Voltage]

TMI lol x

[gness]

You're an amusing lot.....unless Hoppy is being serious.... ;-)....brave man.....x

I don't think I'd use a device to stop the noises......well not Pixie's! Wouldn't that suppress the real me.....maybe we need to express our selves in sleep? I'm quiet and calm by day......I seem to come to life by night...... certainly the singing bit..... :-)
The daughter moved to Devon....bit extreme but she says it's peaceful now......x

[Patsy33]

My Husband howls!....

[Voltage]

at your jokes lol

[Patsy33]

No.. He's just odd... lol

[aelmpvw]

on caravan holidays with doris and two close friends i'm bombarded nightly with cushions, apparently because of the noise i'm making ... i blame the sea air

[atalanta]

You can't be as noisy as my father. He used to make a noise like a passing locomotive. If there were a snoring Olympics, he's have run away with all the gold medals. I used to watch him on his usual train - within five minutes of sitting down, he would have woken up every other commuter in his compartment. They weren't half cross, too.