Serious Heart Condition.............

[Shaglene]

A man visits his doctor for his regular check-up. The doctor is not too pleased with what he finds and asks the man to send his wife to see him. The wife goes to see the doctor who tells her that her husband has a very serious heart condition.
‘Don’t be too alarmed though,’ the doctor reassures her. ‘With the right treatment he can live a long and happy life. You will have to give him every attention. Treat him very gently. Don’t ask him to do any work around the house. No lawn mowing or anything like that. In fact, you must pamper his every whim Cook his favourite dishes. Never get cross with him when he gets difficult — and he will. Always do whatever it is he feels like doing. Spoil him totally and you will have your husband for a very long time.
When she arrives home, the husband says, ‘What did the doctor say?’
The wife replies, ‘You’re going to die.’

[237SJ]

Sounds like a Jewish joke (I like those)

[Peter Pedant]

very good
sounz a bit like my family

[Patsy33]

Lol!...

[BANANASPLITS]

That's why I don't let my wife go on her own to the docs lol

[marval]

lol