An Itch....!

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Midget women goes to the doctors, and says, "doctor ive got itchy private parts"... doctor lifts up her skirt, gets some sissors and goes snip snip, he says, "Is that better,... The midget says, "A bit better , but its still itchy doctor"... So the doctor lifts her skirt up again, snip snip snip snip, "Is that better" the doctor says, "Yes" the midget replies, "fantastic what did you do doctor"...? The doctor replies, "I cut the fur off the top of ur ugg boots"...