A Blind Man Went To A Restaurant.

[BANANASPLITS]

A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" Asked the owner.
"I'm blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it &
order."
The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. "Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.
"Unbelievable!" thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned.
The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking.
He said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part!", which she does!
He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says "good grief!!.., I never knew Brenda worked here!"
The Owner fainted.

[Canary42]

Nice one banana, good to have you back.

[cupid04]

lol!

[BANANASPLITS]

Thx canary won't be on as much but good to be back

[mallyh]

and you came back with a right stinker of a joke xx

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol you know her too xx

[aelmpvw]

:-))

[Ken4155]

We all know slender Brenda the bell ender bender :-)

[Patsy33]

Lol!! He nose you know....

[Prudie]

LOl very funny, was sure the punchline was going to involve prawns :-)

[BANANASPLITS]

Prudie...LOL

[stocksman]

It sounds like Brenda's 'parts' were not that private.

[BANANASPLITS]

our Brenda gets out a bit ;-]

[marval]

lol