Very Worrying This Bloke Is A Scout Leader

[youngmafbog]

And equally worrying that knocking one out in someones bedroom is not an offence.

Bizarre.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6838189/Plumber-avoids-punishment-sex-act-friends-home.html

[anotheoldgit]

Why on earth did that couple report him to the police? Everyone now knows that they are users of sex toys, how embarrassing.

[Sqad]

I can't see why masturbating in someone else's bedroom should be seen as a crime....bizarre yes, but a crime no.

[dannyk13]

ymb Knocking one out ??

[Prudie]

I agree aog - not that I'd want to use that mahoosive toy after he'd put it god knows where (which I assume is his wife's). Red faces all round.

[retrocop]

Danny
I believe that is vernacular for musturbating to point of orgasm.
Granted we are hardly likely to find that on 6 across and 4down though.
:-)

[Sqad]

LOL.LOL^^^....

[marval]

What was the point of reporting him?

If you don't like what he did, lose him as a friend and get a new plumber.

[Ken4155]

Yeah, but did he fix the boiler?

[aelmpvw]

mr white is quoted as saying he always thought his plumber was a ******

[Sqad]

LOL ^^^

[hc4361]

What worries you, youngmafbog? The fact that he masturbates whilst alone or that he rootles through other people's drawers?

Masturbating whilst alone is not a criminal offence. Good thing, otherwise we'd all have criminal records.

If the householder didn't have CCTV nobody would have been any the wiser.

[Baldric]

@ 13:34,
What on Earth is embarrassing about using sex toys nowadays?

[retrocop]

Too much proximity to Balls cock.!

[agchristie]

Picked up on cctv otherwise he wouldn't have come clean :-(

[dannyk13]

Retro 13.42. lol

[youngmafbog]

HC, if you want to bash the bishop in the confines of your own home then fine but to do it, uninvited, in someone elses is not good. Would you be happy with him doing it in your bedroom?

"What worries you, youngmafbog?"

Well I thought that was pretty obvious from the OP but to clarify. If a Scout leader thinks it is ok to perform an 'uninvited' sex act in someone elses bedroom after rifling through their draws I would suggest he is not a fit person to be a Scout leader.

Secondly I do find it worrying there is not law he has broken. Perhaps you beg to differ?

[retrocop]

Assaulting a Battery?

[Ken4155]

Next time i have to leave any tradesmen in my house for short while, i'm going to leave with the message; "The kettle's there, ingredients in the cupboard and milk in the fridge. Oh, and by the way, don't be knocking one out while i'm gone."

[youngmafbog]

:-)

[Peter Pedant]

not a good sight day
//not that I'd want to use that mahoosive toy //
I thought it was the real thing and
wondered why they hadnt invited him round when they WERE there !

sozza sozza there are some threads I am unable to take seriously - brexit will mean no bog paper
oh and whenever x contributes, I know it will be nonsense whether or not there is a full moon