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Well I'm Traumatized
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For a week and a half now there's been no reduced fish or meat down at Morrisons. I notice they've got a new chap behind the fish counter, and a new one at the meat counter, so its pretty obvious they've been instructed to keep stocks low, ( I hope they both catch the flue) :0) How on earth do they expect a poor sole like me to live, I shall turn into skin and bone, I will for the time being try to last out on 39p tins of sardines from Aldi, in hope that they lose the plot. I think they've been watching me on cctv, and this is just a dirty trick, Well we will see who can last out the longest.
Then I have the problem of a new mattress, ( I need a new one) you never know if there any good until you've bought one ( after about eight weeks) its either bent your back or broke it, then you can't send it back.
However you have these charlies who will let you try one for x amount of time ( so they say) if you don't like it you can send it back. Does that mean the one they send me to try, as been slept on by every tom dick and harry, along with free bed bugs. :0)
Then I also today had a peek inside clarkes shoe shop, buddy hell they look at you in there as much to say have you paid an entrance fee to walk through the ruddy door. Anyhow I picked up one pair to look at, and nearly had an heart attack!! £95 are they joking? I want a pair of shoes, not a cobblers business, all in all what a load of cobblers. I know their shoes are good, but I think their taking the pea.
Anyhow, I'm not going into Morrisons until they change their ways, Clarkes can go and sing, and I'll sleep on the dam floor. Other than that I'm not to bad. Thanks for asking in advance ;0)
Then I have the problem of a new mattress, ( I need a new one) you never know if there any good until you've bought one ( after about eight weeks) its either bent your back or broke it, then you can't send it back.
However you have these charlies who will let you try one for x amount of time ( so they say) if you don't like it you can send it back. Does that mean the one they send me to try, as been slept on by every tom dick and harry, along with free bed bugs. :0)
Then I also today had a peek inside clarkes shoe shop, buddy hell they look at you in there as much to say have you paid an entrance fee to walk through the ruddy door. Anyhow I picked up one pair to look at, and nearly had an heart attack!! £95 are they joking? I want a pair of shoes, not a cobblers business, all in all what a load of cobblers. I know their shoes are good, but I think their taking the pea.
Anyhow, I'm not going into Morrisons until they change their ways, Clarkes can go and sing, and I'll sleep on the dam floor. Other than that I'm not to bad. Thanks for asking in advance ;0)
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