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sunny-dave | 22:48 Thu 30th Apr 2020 | ChatterBank
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I heard an interesting analogy today - which makes it clear why everyone wearing masks makes sense :

Imagine we are all walking around naked from the waist down - eeurghh - and the bloke next to you can't hold it in any longer and has an unexpected wee - eeurgh again.

If you are in the firing line your legs will get wet.

But ... if you are wearing trousers they may reduce your wetness just a bit.

But ... But ... if he is wearing trousers the stream will be largely contained and, if any does escape through, then your own trousers may just sop it up before it reaches your skin.

So - we wear masks for two reasons :

1. To protect others from our emanations (the main reason)
2. To protect ourselves just a bit (a minor reason, but still possibly useful)

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Not to mention it will hold back the smell of pee !
That whole analogy is unnecessary. You could have just skipped straight to this...

So - we wear masks for two reasons :

1. To protect others from our emanations (the main reason)
2. To protect ourselves just a bit (a minor reason, but still possibly useful)
I think the point is that, while masks can't guarantee protection, they certainly can help, and any help is welcome.
a bit late in the evening for analogies, but yes, it's not just to protect ourselves.
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Oh dear what can the matter be
Poor old dave got stuck in analogy ...
All the medical staff in hospitals wear them. If they're not doing anything useful someone should probably tell them. I'm sure they'd be chuffed that they don't have to bother wearing them.
What if the guy who is desperate to wee is not directly facing you? Maybe he's facing the guy on the other side of you. Could you have a 50% chance of getting your trousers wet? Would that make a difference to you?

Sunny-dave, what you heard is not an anology. An anology is a comparison between one thing and another usually to provide some form of clarification. What you have heard is an attempt to attach some form of reasoning to the situation and regretfully, the tale falls outside all the known types of reasoning.

Is this guy so nonchalant that he wouldn't think twice about emptying his bladder contents all over you rather than finding somewhere less innoffensive to do the job?

The fact that he "can't hold it in any longer" would not stop him from looking for somewhere else to empty his bladder in preference to you no matter how desperate he is. Consider that just maybe he would have the decency to empty his bladder elswhere.

If you are happy to transfer your logic regarding the guy with the weak bladder to the need to wear masks, that's great. All the same, given that your arguments are flawed and uncertain in the first section of your post, there is no certainty that the two assertions you claim at the end of your post are correct.

I think all men with weak bladders should wear masks....................and trousers.
Is the assertion incorrect because of the flawed comparison, or because masks aren't necessarily worth it whether or not men should wear trousers?

Put another way, would government advice to wear masks be politically-motivated, or is it a sensible measure that is likely to have a noticeable (if perhaps small) positive benefit on reducing spread?
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Well thank god for that.
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Not all masks are created equal ...

https://ibb.co/h75CVL5
Dave has just trotted off to bed muttering....Jesus, Mary and Joseph..

None of whom wore trousers.
More a case of you wear a condom to stop your fluids reaching someone else, if she wears a bin liner too it works both ways....
//I think all men with weak bladders should wear masks....................and trousers//
especially dark coloured trousers
He could go for one of those Tenas and soak it up......
This has been one of those 'pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again' moments.
Yep :o}
are those who are screaming for mask wearing to be mandated, happy to abstract them from those key workers who actually need them?

clap for the NHS, but they're not having my mask, nooooo way.
If someone has a known problem with unexpected wees then they should avoid coming close to others or should be wearing something such more effective at soaking up the flow than just a pair of trousers. And once his trousers are sopping wet then if he wees again before he gets home the trousers have lost most of their effectiveness.
But wee is less of a problem than a sneeze or cough- wee in such cases tends to dribble/pour down due to gravity unless... no I won't go there- whereas droplets from a sneeze go pretty much horizontally at great speed for several metres and can be blown by the wind into the eyes.
Analogies aside, I'd only wear a mask if everyone else was and I'd still stick to social distancing with strangers in supermarkets/trains and avoid crowded places.
Try again another day Dunny Save.
Maybe, just maybe

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