I use hyperbole, acronyms, some slang yes but they are well known to the regulars and mostly obvious. This site is largely conversational we are writing like talking, do you really want us all to turn into Jane Eyre? Do you really want to turn this site into a soulless humourless bore-athon? I agree that several members would like that, I think most would not. I suspect you'll tear this straight down too but give it a thought, I hope you want the site to continue, as do I but if it becomes so insipid is it worth it.
I quite like your style. Sometimes you annoy me, but that's normal on here! I mostly agree with what you say, but I guess we must all abide by the rules!
there are plenty of people who don't follow all your posts avidly and note down your current acronym du jour. I sometimes barely have any idea what you are saying. They probably seem "obvious" to you, but that's because you made them up!
it does make me laugh that you moan about the incomprehensibility of other posters while remaining pretty incomprehensible yourself.