Covid - Fast Forward To 2031...

[10ClarionSt]

.........in a statement today, the Prime Minsiter, Sir Marcus Rashford, MBE, of the BLM Party, said that tier 25 of the lockdown had clearly failed to work, although he fanked evrywun for digging in and giving it a go.

He said the 20 hour curfew and house arrest policies had been a complete failure and Covid now posed a grave risk to the remaining one million people of the population who haven't yet been infected.

In order to protect the remainder of the population, although the curfew and house arrest actions had failed, he was now going to introduce tier 26. This would involve all of the population being issued with ankle chains. However, not all of the chains will be of the same length, as we need to protect key workers. With this is in mind, the ankle chains for key workers will be 12" longer than those for everyone else, in order to ensure greater mobility.

The ankle chains will be placed on people by members of the BLM party, who, I'm sure, will find some kind of irony in their efforts to further prevent the spread of the virus.

In the meantime, the PM said that intensive research is continuing at The Marcus Rashford Medical University in order to create a vaccine that can actually hit the back of the net and not keep hitting the post or the corner flag.

He closed by fanking evrywun for their fantastic support, as he rose from his knee.

[dannyk13]

What? More codswallop.

[10ClarionSt]

Morning Danny! Thanks for the usual, limited appreciation. You need to get less serious. It helps!

Yer wot!!!??? So yer think that's funny!!? Some people! Tut tut!

:o)

[LadyCG]

I'm glad you think it's all a joke. Meanwhile we are full of patients fighting for their lives on ventilators, the economy is buckling, people are losing their jobs and their livelihoods and cannot afford to pay their bills, elderly and vulnerable people are suffering are battling with loneliness and solitude, kids are missing out on their education and alcohol and domestic violence is spiralling.

Still, there are some good films on TV tonight eh?

[bobbinwales]

Your clearly wasted, 10ClarinSt

[10ClarionSt]

It's pathetic handling of the situation by the government that's caused all that, LadyCG. It's not the virus that worries me. It's peoples' reaction.

Anyway, I don't watch films. Tis true. However, there's the Manchester Derby tonight. The future PM might be playing!

[Barsel]

I'm not sure which type of reaction you are expecting from this 10ClarionSt, you must be expecting some people to think it's clever or funny, I don't find it to be either.

[10ClarionSt]

I know. See what I mean? No? Just keep smiling. There's always Easter to look forward to. :o)

[mushroom25]

one of the principal planks of BLM's manifesto is defunding and abolition of the police. it's difficult to imagine who might be left to enforce tiers 25 and 26. any ideas?

[LadyCG]

I wonder how many more people will be dead by Easter?

[ludwigvan]

My dear Clarion,have you considered psychiatric help? It is becoming increasingly apparent that all is not ticketyboo in your attic

[ummmm]

Why Marcus Rashford?

[-SharonA-]

Lol clarion! It gave me a much needed laugh in these dire times!!

[emmie]

Lcg, too many...

[10ClarionSt]

Ludwig, I am now off to Darlington to buy some exploding trousers. Good suggestion from you but I don't need any help.
Boing! Boing!

[choux]

What the sensible ABers should ask is how best can the OP occupy his time now golf courses are closed, again?