Medical

[SirPrise]

Man goes to doctors in the middle of a pandemic: “Doc, I am struggling to sleep because of a dodgy knee and swollen bollock making me tired and irritable. Also suffering from stomach cramps that double me up and on one occasion have led to vomiting. Will my Covid jab sort this?”.....asking for a friend

[ummmm]

Has your friend tested negative?

No harm in getting it done. They ask all the relevant questions before giving you the jab.

[Sqad]

Its a joke......

[ummmm]

Oh. I didn't get the joke. It's in B&S.

[douglas9401]

That's a matter of second opinion.

[bednobs]

it's a joke? which bit?

[AuntPollyGrey]

Possible a subtle jab(sorry) at the fact people who have tested positive for Covid and die within 28 days are being recorded as 'Covid Deaths' even if the cause of death is something completely different?

[bednobs]

Any joke that needs explaining can't be that funny

[aelmpvw]

don't give up the day job SirPrise

[AuntPollyGrey]

Its not in Jokes its in B&S. Maybe it is'nt a joke, just a wry comment . :-)

[Sqad]

I think it was hilarious.

//////asking for a friend/////

That was the punchline.

[aelmpvw]

i new what the punchline was, still didn't find it hilarious

[AuntPollyGrey]

Sqad, unless you are extracting the urine you will need to explain the 'hillariousness' of it to us mere mortals ;-)

[Sqad]

Look.....one has to learn one thing about women and jokes.
If the joke doesn't contain the description or involvement of the male genitalia then they are lost........anything subtle is beyond their intellect.

[aelmpvw]

take cover sqad . . .

[pixie374]

It does involve male genitalia. And yet, I'm still lost...

[pixie374]

Is it the idea that a covid jab solves everything?

[Sqad]

pixie............quite.

[Sqad]

No pixie.....go back to sleep.

[pixie374]

Ok, thanks... lol. I think.

[pixie374]

Oh.