The description 'professional dream analyst' always makes me smile. Bit like 'clairvoyant'. Not ALL dreams have to mean something. Some are just random, jumbled up images flashing through our subconscious as we sleep that make no sense whatsoever.
The weirdest dream i ever had was one in which i had gone to the races, but instead of horses lining up, giant frogs were entering the stalls, complete with jockeys on their backs. Instead of handing money over to the bookies, we punters were handing trifles over and if we won, we would receive multi coloured balloons. After each race, the competing frogs would be led not to stables, but to a large pond in the centre of the course, replete with lily pads.
I await the analysis.