What Stupid Thing Have You Done Today?

[barry1010]

I spilt some hot fat on my kitchen floor tiles and instead of cleaning up properly, I got the worst up with a paper towel then sprayed it with an all-purpose cleaner, turning the floor into a very effective skating rink.
I nearly went down but still managed to jar my back. Could have been worse.

My wife has done a proper job. I have limped my way to the sofa.

[douglas9401]

Ignored last night's forecast and hung out a washing.

Christopher Blanchett is seldom wrong.

[DTCwordfan]

gone shopping and forgot the salads that I needed. Waitrose was also decimated in certain areas - no rapsberry coulis (which is delish) and no cendré goat's cheese (also delish)....

[webbo3]

Been boiling here in Bristol all day, got all the washing done. :-)

[webbo3]

That was for Douglas.

[LadyCG]

I've just lost it with my Husband. He started pointing the bricks up and it turns out he's got gun injected pointing mortar in dark grey. He says that was the only colour available.

It wasn't pretty! Now we're not likely to get the right stuff until the middle of next week.

He's got some serious making up to do.

[Ken4155]

Just been for a family meal to give one of my grand-daughters a send off before she leaves next week for uni. I Haven't had a proper drink since Christmas so i was quite quick downing that first delicious pint. I stood up and said, "Right, who wants..?" The rest of the sentence was drowned out by the chorus of "Me, me, me, me, me, me..." Cost me £37.50. Good job i love 'em all :-)

[pastafreak]

Nothing...yet, but there's still time.
Last night, I'd dished up my salad based dinner and put it to the side as I put some bits away. A spice jar decided to fling itself out of the cupboard and onto my plate. Shattered...and everything into the bin.

[Arrods]

Watched Southend United throw away a 2 goal lead against Wrexham. :-(

[DTCwordfan]

He did go and get your phone......

[DTCwordfan]

that's the norm isn't it, Arrods? A proverbial long walk off a short pier....

[DTCwordfan]

Oh Gawd, I have a salad sitting out on my counter at the moment, ready to be dressed. No spices nearby though.

[LadyCG]

DT, he registered an account with GeoLoc to try and locate my phone. It turns out these people are a bunch of sharks. They took £1 of his credit card and today tried to take another £29.99 but OH has now cancelled his card. They did nothing to locate my phone and apparently if you don't close your account within 24 hours of opening it, they will take £29.99 a month for life!

[elliemay1]

Nothing too drastic yet, just burnt a slice of toast

[DTCwordfan]

I'd write to the Telegraph/Times with that and embarrass them - what did the restaurant say?

[AuntPG]

I've just made a big pan of Red Cabbage with apple, took it out of the oven with oven gloves and put it onto the hob, got distracted, took off my oven gloves and lifted the pan lid with bare hand -ouch!

[andy-hughes]

Realised that I have not finalised technical and insurance info for my cruise speaker gig in two weeks.

Mrs Hughes has taken over, but she's not happy!

[AuntPG]

Thats not being stupid though is it Andy -its just being Male :-)

[pastafreak]

APG...owwwwwww!! I've done similar.

[Glenbyjess]

Acted very dramatically, oh no, almost crying, when gardener told me a bird had fallen from the bird house. Apart from the fact bit late in the year for this to happen, felt so stupid after he left, to discover that he was telling me that an artificial plastic bird had fallen from a bird bath.

[Mamyalynne]

Your Oscar is in the post Glenby.

I'm staying quiet and not tempting fate.