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[Ken4155]

Why do you never find an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they're really, really good at it.

Wife phones her mother; "He's being so unreasonable, i'm coming to stay with you for a while."
Mother; "No, he should pay for his behaviour. I'm coming to stay with you."

Why has my washing machine stopped pumping out water? And, more importantly, where's my daughter's hamster?

I should have been more suspicious when my Chinese neighbour offered to "wok my dog" for me:-(

[Patsy33]

Lol..