I Dont Get It Why People Take Shower / Bath So Often?

[MartinWasp]

Walking burns your calories enough! But shower two times a day! Since I started shower once a week, I can easily gain 0.5 kg! They dont know that water can wash the fat off our body, making us skinny and lanky! I dont get people these days! This is the side effects of showering / bathing too often. Now I have to cover myself with T-Shirt, Cardigans, T-shirt, Cardigans and Cardigans and Cardigans to make meself look fat like most people here.

[MartinWasp]

@DTCwordfan The problem is my VHS tape broke a long time ago. Maybe Ill try Googling, DuckDuckgoing it.

[sandyRoe]

The Greater & Lesser Antilles?

[DTCwordfan]

If we can find out which island/islands, we could propose dispatching Prince Andrew there.....

[MartinWasp]

@cashier like airwaves, community and pirate websites wont last as long as gov websites. TheAnswerBank has been around for over 10 years now and my first visit was around 2003.

[DTCwordfan]

Look up Company House and you will find that AB is a privately owned company, not some flunky quango or anything governmental.

[Zacs-Master]

There was a post yesterday about escaping from an aircraft using coat-tails which was quickly removed. I can see no difference between that post and this.

A classic example of disparate mod-ing.

[sandyRoe]

Rhum, Egg, or Muck?

[Zacs-Master]

MartinWasp joined 17:08 Mon 01st Aug 2022, so I've no idea who you were previously.

[Zacs-Master]

More like Mescaline, Sandy.

[cashier]

It is NOT a government website. You might be the ugliest person on the planet nowadays but you won't be the first uglist person ever been. Nor are you the only man with a woman's body. I don't understand why you consider slim, or lanky as you call it, a woman's shape.

[MartinWasp]

Who is Mescaline?

[Zacs-Master]

Google 'The Comic Strip Presents'

[Hazlinny]

Why do you refer to "The Island and neighbouring Island" - do they have names or are they just a figment of your imagination?

[MartinWasp]

Sorry, I didnt have TV those days so I didnt watch 'The Comic Strip Presents'

[MartinWasp]

@Hazlinny Its a principle. To keep yourself safe and sound in an onion.

[Hazlinny]

An onion? ^^

[MartinWasp]

@Hazlinny Get on my brand new roller ball pen, please? I dont want to grab a nib and ink.

[barry1010]

That half a kilo you gain by not showering is just the accumulation of muck.

[Boto]

This is a wind up surely.

[ichkeria]

Very good.

Tho not as funny as the cornflakes question