Someone Better Start Running A Bath...

[Ken4155]

Just taken my lad for a walk and this lovely, playful black she-dog (yeah i know) came running up to us attempting to get Milo to chase her. Couldn't see an owner anywhere and i was just about to slip him off the lead when the she-dog turned side on to me. She was absolutely covered in sheeyite! Plastered all down one side, it was - yeuk!
Poor Milo couldn't understand why i wouldn't let him play out longer and tried to resist my attempt to (almost) drag him home. The black dog following our every move in it's vain attempt to play 'kiss-chase'.
Someone's in for a smelly task - glad it's not me :-)

[Barmaid]

If it was fox poo, that is absolutely rank. Although any poo generally isn't nice.

Milo should be feeling very grateful that he is now not covered in excrement and requiring a bath.