Wd40

[douglas9401]

It can't do everything you know, despite being the go-to for some whether for stiff knees, over crispy bacon or noisy wind turbines.

I exaggerate for comic effect but for goodness sake...

[jourdain2]

I've been advised to use it on my arthritic knees. Do you mean it might not work?!!!

[douglas9401]

If it's water on the knee it may disperse it.

[237SJ]

Almost as important as speed tape https://www.flickr.com/photos/dullhunk/7214525854

[Buenchico]

;-)

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/~gEAAOSws9Bhnpzl/s-l1600.jpg

[Buenchico]

WD40 is an all-purpose lubricant ;-)
https://i.redd.it/jbktvr0ohmz61.jpg

[Zacs-Master]

Coming to a ScrewFix near you…..
WD41. This time it’s personal.

[douglas9401]

Oddly enough, for an aerosol spray it lacks deodorant.

Not to be sniffed at.

This information may be available elsewher. :-)

[Buenchico]

^^^ You need the splash-on type, Douglas ;-)
https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED226/602e7081507e2.jpeg

[douglas9401]

Marketed up here as Arsamis.

[sunny-dave]

[gness]

You lot are discus.....well actually quite funny. :-)

[Hopkirk]

I watched a UB40 tribute band called WD40.

They were a bit rusty at first, but got better as the evening went on.

[Ken4155]

It's quite good for loosening a woman's grip on her underwear - or so i am told :-)

[Hopkirk]

My uncle always believed that "Between duct tape and WD-40 you can fix just about anything."

I still can't believe it took seven years before he lost his medical licence.

[wolf63]

My mum told me a girl should always carry a hammer in her handbag and that superglue could solve most domestic problems.

[jno]

water on the knee? You need a tap on the ankle.

[Buenchico]

>>> " . . . and that superglue could solve most domestic problems"

True, Susan, but it's not information that we men want to be widely known, thank you!
https://tinyurl.com/48r742ew

[jno]

they shoulda used the hammer instead.

[Buenchico]

You've made my eyes water, Jno!

[wolf63]

Nah, a sharp knife would be better than superglue or a hammer.