Smashies Xmastastic Playlist - Longshot
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.This wasn't from this morning - but when I was 11 years of age, a boy in my class named Graham Elliott, gave me a card, which part of it read:
"If you will be my Valentine
Please sign along the dotted line"
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I signed my name along the line, gave it back to him & he took me to Saturday morning pictures!!!!
Ah, how sweet?!!
How about a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was p155ed.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile,your face,and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.