Scared

[4getmenot]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? :-)

[stylinsam]

hey 4getmenot how u duin r u here everyday

i dont no the answer to your question just seeing if u r ok

[Quizmonster]

As with proceeding halfway to any 'destination', you never actually get there, so the answer definitely is not 'You die.'

[4getmenot]

So two halfs dont make a whole :-) and yer stylinsam just about and I'm great today :-)

[Quizmonster]

Ah, but you are proceeding in separate stages, 4get, so it's not a case of two halves not making a whole! Each half is actually half of a different distance. To walk to a town 10 miles away, going halfway at a time, you go 5 miles on Day 1, say...2� miles on Day 2...1� miles on Day 3 and so on. Fair enough, on a certain day, you might be only an inch away from the town's limits, but next day you'll still be � an inch away, then � of an inch. You'll never make it! Cheers

[hopalong]

You probably sh1t yourself twice as much

[heathfield]

It's like "It took ten years off my life!". Next time it happens I'll be -3 years old!

[Hamish]

You learn not to get in the same situation(s) again.

[Ethmer]

3/4 of you is dead and 1/4 is alive.