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[4getmenot]

Whats the best word to describe you've heard to describe something? I've just heard one to describe bellies hanging over the top of trousers � Muffin tops! And we've had big pants week, what others are there that make you laugh?

[whiskeysheri]

Morning 4getmenot, I heard 'carrot tops' the other day, for ladies with slightly too big thighs to be wearing skinny jeans. LOL x

[4getmenot]

See to me carrot tops are ginger haired people.

[Why??]

Gross and I hate this one, I first heard it from my brother who comes out with all the gross phrases.

Turtles Head- When really desperate for a number 2!!!

[4getmenot]

Thats nearly as bad as an earlier post on here about Knicker Snot.

[Why??]

eeeewwww I forgot about that one 4getmenot, that is definately worse.

[mccfluff]

ok i'm going to be childish and lower the tone here but

purple headed womb broom

always makes me laugh

[4getmenot]

Ok enlighten me mccfluff. Oh and wingnut - person with big ears :-)

[4getmenot]

Over shoulder boulder holder - Big Bra
apple gatherers - Big Pants
Ankle Swingers � Trousers that are too short

[mccfluff]

http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm

if you remember Viz'z profanisaurus, check this site out I love it, but then i have a mental age of 10

[Why??]

'On the blob', as my hubbie likes to refer to 'time of the month' as.

http://www.viz.co.uk/ you can search the Profanisaurus online, it's wicked!

[happy_face]

Deaf pants!!!

Women wearing hotpants or like so tight that 'you can see the lips moving but you can't hear anything'

Also called camel's foot

[Pippa68]

'On the blob' can also be known as:

Arsenal playing at home

Rag Week

Aunt Flo is visiting

Up on blocks (my husbands favourite!)

I won't go on as Roger Mellie's profanisaurus is also a favourite in our household :o)

[Why??]

Just thought of another-

'Song Spiked' we use this when you have heard a song (usually something really irritating!) and you can't get it out of your head for the rest of day, and usually find yourself singing it out loud.

[kick3m0n]

good qeustion 4getmenot! I shouldn't be surprised tho :o)

I do love "Big Pants Week", it is just so descriptive, and that thread will live in my memory for a long time (esp mrs dilf wearing dilf's pants - pmsl!!!)

And also, after the "Jen or Ange" mega thread, a very witty Aber coined the phrase "fond of Ange" as a euphemism for a lesbian. I liked that a lot too.

[barb1314]

My mate who's an Aussie calls mens trunks...MEAT HANGERS...it always makes me giggle!!!!