Regularity?

[thecoach]

how often should an average male poo?

[mats01_99]

Once a day at 8.30am! (or is that just me?!)

[rico35]

I guess it depends on the type of food you eat and the quantity.

[jno]

on 'average' once or twice but the range is actually quite wide: once every two or even three days, down to two or three times a day, would all count as normal health. As rico says, it depends on you and your diet.

[stevie"stan"]

My mate, Ian Brady, reckons he hasn't been for years.

[thecoach]

The lad sitting at the desk next to me talks s@@t all day, does that count?

[sebandbay]

Forget regularity...... Does it matter that mine smell so bad that i cannot stay in the room to finish the job, therefore increasing my regularity

[stevie"stan"]

I went twenty-thwee times last Fwiday.

As you can see I do have pwoblems with ar's

[Lazy Days]

In all fairness it depends on what you eat and drink. Everybody is different. For instance, normally I poo once in a morning and again at night. If I go out and have a drink it could be more. If I go out on a bender and have a curry at the end of the night the next couple of days I could poo for England.If I eat healthily I get constippated and the might not poo for two days. If you have a problem they say colonic irrigation is good.

Happy pooing

[4getmenot]

I did see a programme once where the women hadnt had a poo for over a year!

[Lazy Days]

I,ve given this subject some more thought.

Christmas time is the worst time for pooing. All that rich food thats about. Turkey, chockolate,cream and SPROUTS. Ooo those sprouts.Nuts as well but don,t eat too many cos is,it,s painfull to poo it sctatches when it comes out. Also did you know that this time of year toilet paper sales rise by 20%

[stevie"stan"]

Can you repeat the question please?

I missed it coz I was having a cr@p for the 5th time today.

[stevie"stan"]

I'm like clockwork. 7.30 every morning without fail. Which is great until I'm on afternoons and I don't get up 'til 10 o'clock.

[thecoach]

Stevie Stan, I recommend you see a doctor, 5 times a day! Do you have any organs left?

I wish I had time for five a day, I sometimes can only make one cause of my busy work load.

[stevie"stan"]

coach, you're so full of sh*t I don't think you've ever been to the toilet.

And another thing, how did you know I was selling piano-like instruments which have nearly all gone?

[spaced]

mats01_99, are you me just an hour in the future?? 7.30am every morning on time the dot.