Senile moments

[Maggie-Mae]

This morning, I nearly brushed my teeth with antiseptic cream cos its in a similar coloured tube to the toothpaste. Does anyone else have moments of senility like this - please tell me Im not the only one - they're happening all too frequently these days lol! xx

[BigMac]

We all have them at all ages. When you get older you can call them CRAFT moments...

Can't Remember A Flipping Thing.

[4getmenot]

Yer was supposed to give my dad a lift back into work after lunch. Got to work then got a phone call 'Hello its dad, have you forgotten something' :-)

[4getmenot]

And founf my remote control for tv in fridge the other day. Dont ask :-)

[Maggie-Mae]

and your user name is 4getmenot - something wrong there i think lol xxx

[4getmenot]

Yer hadnt thought of that. But that just means no-one forgets me :-)

[4getmenot]

Just don�t ask redcrx about me. :-)

[redcrx]

haha, fancy leaving dad stuck like that :) no wonder hes in a grumpy mood.

I did a good one last night. I live 60 miles away from where sis (4getmenot) and my parents live but i have a flat next to sis and i stay at mums 2 days a week. Are you all keeping up?

Anyway i packed bubs and everything into the car at mums ready to drive home. Got 3 miles away when sis (4getmenot) texts to say ive still got the flat key that she needs. So we turn round and come back to town and drop it off.

I then got 5 miles out of town again before realising that i still had a key of my dads that he needed so i had to come all the way back again.

I'd list out all the things 4getmenot has done but i cant remember them. Although she did text me last night to say a friend had given birth to a baby boy weighing 8lbs 10ozs. This morning she emailed to say 10lbs 8ozs is a massive baby. I had to tell her to read her text again.

[Maggie-Mae]

well now you've said that, you know Im going to have to - Im like one of those people who if you said, "dont push that button", I would!!!!

[4getmenot]

I was more referring to locking myself out my sisters flat and her tap still running while she was away :-)

[redcrx]

oh yeah there was that as well.

Oh and this week she forgot there was a wall at the entrance to the car park and scraped her car along it.

[4getmenot]

Oh yer that too. My poor car :-(

[4getmenot]

The other week I was having spag bol for tea. When I got home from work I�d forgotten to take the mince out to defrost so I quickly put it on a plate and stuck it in microwave for a bit. I then put it in a pan and cut it up. Only thing was I hadn�t took the paper off the bottom and now had shreddings in my meal. :-)

[Maggie-Mae]

pmsl - thanks 4getmenot and redcrx - funny stories. At least I know Im not alone xxx

[maximo]

He he ! Some time ago, I came to the kitchen carrying a full ashtray and a glass of flat coke. Promptly emptied the glass in the bin, and the ashtray in the sink. D'oh !

Also, at work, my colleague was showing me a wedding invitation she'd received, and of course when the phone rang ( I'm PA to Mr X ), I answered : "Good afternoon, Mr X's wedding ! " ...lol

[horselady]

Got to work a few weeks ago and took what I thought was a plastic box containing my sandwiches out of my bag only to discover that I had bought with me to work a plastic box containing raw liver that I had taken out of the freezer for that night's meal, my sandwiches were at home.

[4getmenot]

That reminds me my mate used to work in a supermarket and she picked up phone when she started working in office and said 'Staff announcement' :-)

[Froggy_Queen]

you lot are hilarious!!

My mum emailed me today to say she'd asked someone to send her and eel mail

My dad went to the medicine cabinet to get some kaolin and morphine for his upset stomach but taking a large swig from a bottle of calamine lotion! When my mum stopped laughing she phoned the docs just to make sure he's be ok. Doctor couldn't stop laughing either!